Category Archives: Humour

Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Waldemart

On June 21st, the final Harry Potter book, Deathly Hallows, will go on sale and millions of copies will go flying off of store shelves. Unfortunately, the smaller local and regional bookstores will not be seeing much of this initial rush. Why? Wal-Mart will be selling the books at a loss at [...]

Posted 10 July 2007 † Ethan § Books § Culture § News § Social Action ‡ Comments (0) °

Fetchez la vache ! Quoi? Get the cow!

Stressed? Tense? Need a little unwind-time? Maybe you just need to throw some cows at something…..
(the preceding message has been brought to you by Monty Python’s The Holy Grail, Spamalot and The Knights Who Until Recently Said Ni)

Posted 20 March 2007 † Ethan § Culture ‡ Comments (1) °

The Real Simpsons

After, what, 16 seasons or something of unique intro credits for The Simpsons, they’ve finally made a live-action version. Marge needs bigger hair. Why is Lisa twice as big as Bart? Why is Maggie on the wrong side of the car? (it’s british). Not all I’d have hoped for, but [...]

Posted 04 March 2006 † Ethan § Culture ‡ Comments (0) °

Schwarzenegger OKs Viagra Ban for Sex Offenders

Yes, it’s true. If you are a registered sex offender in California, we will no longer be spending our tax dollars to buy you Viagra. No, really. You’re going to have to buy it from India just like the rest of us, I mean, them, I mean… So the question begs to [...]

Posted 05 October 2005 † Ethan § Culture § News § Politics ‡ Comments (0) °

His name is Sam

He draws pictures.

Posted 04 October 2005 † Ethan § Culture § People ‡ Comments (0) °

Is John Bolton really Captain Kangaroo?

you decide…

Posted 29 July 2005 † Ethan § Politics ‡ Comments (0) °

mmm… Taco Bell

I love Taco Bell. Though, now that I’m back on the Body for Life treadmill, it’s a guilty pleasure not quite often indulged. Nevertheless, if you haven’t been in a while, you have to check out the clever quotes now appearing on the hot sauce packets. It’s the little things, really

Posted 29 July 2005 † Ethan § ‡ Comments (0) °